Things Not to Hear During Surgery

• Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
• Someone call the janitor — we're going to need a mop.
• Bo! Bo! Come back with that ! Bad Dog !
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that ?
• Hand me that.... uh.... that uh.... thingie.
• Oh no ! I just lost my Rolex.
• Oops ! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before ?
• Darn, there goes the light again...
• Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them.
• Everybody stand back ! I lost my contact lens !
• Could you stop that thing from beating ? It's throwing my concentration off..
• What's this doing here ?
• I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
• That's cool ! Now can you make his leg twitch ?
• I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
• Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
• Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right ?
• Anyone see where I left that scalpel ?
• This patient has already had some kids, am I correct ?
• Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ?
• Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
• FIRE ! FIRE ! Everyone get out now !!
• Darn ! Page 47 of the manual is missing