Famous Last Words

• 3... 2... 1... Liftoff !
• 'Don't try this at home', my ass.
• "DO NOT OPEN"
• Click ?? ...This doesn't come with ammo ?
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHhhhh...
• Actually, there's a knack to opening the Concorde's windows.
• After I pick up my handgun, let's go see that new Ben Affleck/Jennifer Lopez flick.
• And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about — beeeeeeeep...
• Anybody in here have a match ?
• Are you pregnant or just plain fat ?
• Aww what cute little fish...
• Bob, you have any grenades left ? Throw me one...
• But I thought you were my friend ?
• But this cartoon about Mohammad is REALLY FUNNY
• Come outside and say that, Tyson.
• Comrade Stalin. I don't like your style of management so I'm going to challenge you for the leadership.
• Coo-er ! Wait until I tell the missus I crashed into a car with a MAF-1 number plate !
• Cool! If you look through the wrong end of the binoculars, those charging elephants look really far away !
• Cover me !
• Cut the red one !
• Dad, why the apple on my head ?
• Diamonds... Gold... Sapphires !!! Terry ! Terry, we're rich, we're rich, we're fabulously wealthy !!!! ...Terry..... Terry ??
• Did you hear thunder ? Oh well hurry up and putt.
• Did you see that guy's head ? I wonder what did this...
• Did... go... all... the... way!
• Didn't we celebrate Mothers Day last year ?
• Don't be silly. If this was really the ship's self-destruct button, do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it ?
• Don't be so superstitious...
• Don't panic !
• Don't shoot, it's me...
• Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
• Don't worry, even though they have a powerful bite, the muscles that OPEN the jaws are really weak.
• Don't worry, I'll handle it.
• Don't worry, I read somewhere that bears mostly eat roots and berries.
• Don't worry, it's not loaded.
• Don't worry, my parents are asleep
• Don't worry, Sarah, there are thirty cops in this building (from Terminator 1).
• Don't worry, this ship won't sink with this little water inside.
• Don Corleone doesn't suspect a thing.
• Everybody will be fine, just fi...
• Excuse me, I'm a tourist and I'm lost.
• Fancy a quick snifter before we leave Saudi ?
• For my next trick I will escape from this flaming coffin while wearing a straight jacket and singing Eye Of The Tiger.
• Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
• Get your hands off my wife !
• Give me liberty or give me death.
• Give this juggernaut driver the 'V' sign while we're overtaking him, would you, darling ?
• Go ahead you idiot, pull the trigger.
• God will save me!
• Good Lord ! It's not often a black cat causes you to break a mirror by crossing your path while you're walking under a ladder on Friday 13th, is it ?
• Green Zone shmeen zone. I’m going put on my kilt and walk to the market.
• He's been a perfectly safe driver ever since his first Model T.
• He's probably just hibernating.
• Hell's Angel ? Then why are you all dressed like one of the Village People ?
• Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...
• Here, you hold this and I'll light it.
• Hey, I bet I can do that better than you can !
• Hey, man, gimme a match. I can't see but I think my gas tank's empty.
• Hey, that's not a violin.
• Hey, there's no handles inside these car doors !
• Hey, we're out ! We're safe !
• Hmmm... tastes of almonds, yummy...
• How'd you get this far from the donut shop ? (said to the S.W.A.T. team)
• How am I doing, Doctor ?
• How could we possibly lose ?
• Humpty Dumpty may sound like the name of a plonker, but I know a safe wall when I see one.
• Hydrogen gas plus oxygen gas makes water,...right ?
• I'd feel better if we had some crampons. Oh, what the hell, let's go for it...
• I'll get a world record for this.
• I'll get your toast out.
• I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
• I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
• I'll put my head in, and see what's inside...
• I'll take a Big Mac and a Coke.
• I'm bored...
• I'm making a citizen's arrest.
• I'm sure I turned my lights off.
• I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised...
• I've done this before.
• I've never felt better.
• I've seen this done on TV.
• I am challenging you in a duel !
• I am The Highlander...
• I bet I can fit in there.
• I bet most of the gasoline has evaporated by now.
• I can do that with my eyes closed.
• I can hold my breath at least that long.
• I can make this light before it changes.
• I don't need a helmet for that climb.
• I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
• I feel better now...
• I folded my parachute myself.
• I have a very bad feeling about this.
• I know how to handle a flame thrower...
• I know it's 30,000 volts, but I'm wearing rubber soles.
• I never get lost.
• I rather fancy this cheese with the green mold on it.
• I saw that Crocodile Hunter guy do this...
• I think it said connect the brown wire to the negative terminal.
• I told you living off the land was great. First we found wild strawberries, then wild raspberries, and now...wild almonds!
• I will be back
• I wonder what the black-and-yellow striped ring above the seat does ?
• I wonder where the mother bear is.
• I would never do anything if there was any chance at all my wife would find out
• If you insist, you can get on top this time...
• If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop.
• Inny meany miny moe...
• Interesting...
• Is that a bear ?
• Is it true that crocodiles do exist in this area ?
• Is that bone supposed to do that ?
• It'll be a short ocean voyage. One week's worth of food and water will be enough.
• It'll shrink in the wash.
• It's always sunny there this time of the year.
• It's just a short easy hike.
• It's OK to format this disk.
• It's OK, the gay guy with the boils just lent me his hypodermic needle.
• It's not the voltage, it's the amps that get you.
• It's pretty much grounded.
• It's probably just a rash.
• It's so tame I can put my head in its mouth.
• It's strong enough for both of us.
• It's supposed to make that noise.
• It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
• It doesn't look like the bridge is out.
• It doesn't look very fast; we can easily swim across...
• It says "Please press '#' to download your free navigation software upgrade".
• It says: "Achtung ! Minefield". That's German for "Welcome to Munich" isn't it ?
• It should be ok to swim in.
• It shouldn't take long to reach Anchorage.
• It was fresh just last week.

• Jason won't find us in this closet.
• Is it just a coincidence that everyone in your gang is ugly?
• It's one of the things I've always wanted to do before I die.
• It's only explosive when it's confined under pressure.
• It really isn't a red button, its more maroon...
• It worked on Jackass...
• Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
• Just throw me that meat cleaver, would you ?
• Let's ask those soldiers for directions.
• Let's drop our weapons and talk.
• Let's not get excited.
• Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.
• Let's stay cool.
• Let it down slowly.
• Let me handle this...
• Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
• Look ! No hands !
• Looks good to me...
• Maybe the Iranians do need nuclear reactors for energy...
• Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...
• Me first ! Me first !
• My faith will protect me.
• Nah - flammable means it burns - inflammable is quite safe.
• Never mind...
• Nice doggie.
• No free will? Snort! Would a man who has no free will do THIS ?
• No problem. That's easy.
• No retreat, no surrender !
• No, darling ! I'm sure they drive on the left over here in France.
• No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal'.
• No, I read once that if you're driving over 55mph on the freeway and pull the key out of the ignition, the steering wheel won't lock, it's designed that way for safety.
• No, my shoes aren't untied.
• No, the stream is not strong...
• Now here's a picture of the Prophet partying with...
• Of *course* it's bulletproof. Shoot me and you'll see.
• Of course being colour blind was no barrier to fulfilling my lifelong ambition to work in bomb-disposal... and now for the red wire
• Of course he's intelligent, he's the President ain't he ?
• Of course I'm fit to drive.
• Of course it's sterile.
• Of course Muslims have a sense of humor...
• Oh, hi Laur... err Sandra !
• Oh, I wouldn't worry about that noise. It's probably nothing.
• Oh, we don't need to follow the instruction manual. It all looks quite obvious.
• OK honey, you can drive!
• OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
• OK, this is the last time.
• Okay, let's see if I loaded this thing right...
• Okay, so helium makes your voice squeaky... what happens with hydrogen ?
• One more jelly doughnut isn't gonna kill me
• Oooh! Somebody from Montana sent me a package made entirely of wood!
• Oooopsss...
• Pass me a hanky; I'm going to wipe the foam off that dog's mouth.
• Patchy fog ? On this road ! Don't make me lau...
• Pick up those 32 empty lager cans, you lout !
• Pull the pin and count to what ?
• Question over here, Arnold ! Why does Maria look like a friggin' skeleton?
• Rat poison only kills rats.
• See a doctor ? Just for a ruptured aorta and a couple of dozen black suppurating pustules ?!
• See, it'll be much quicker if I butter the toast while it's still IN the toaster.
• She won't mind if I take the last piece of chocolate.
• Sitting Bull! I'm here to teach you a lesson!
• So, this is Beirut/Iraq/Afghanistan...
• So, you're a cannibal ?
• Sorry dear, I won't be home by Mothers' Day, I have to stay on-site and wait for a new patch.
• Tequila ? That stuff's for wimps! I can drink it all night and still be sober enough to drive home.
• That's not smoke, that's steam.
• That's odd...
• That's strange; you don't usually see many American planes over this part of Hiroshima, do you ?
• That's the oldest trick in the book.
• That birthmark on your head looks like 999.
• That should be at least enough gas to make it across Nevada.
• The boss won't mind.
• The ice is safe.
• The manager just gave me another of those assignments from hell.
• The odds of that happening have to be a million to one !
• The piranhas must be full by now.
• The sign on the door says, "AIRLOCK". I wonder what's inside...
• The toast is stuck. Pass me the knife, will you.
• The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.
• There's 300 of us. That should be enough to intimidate the Persians.
• There's a lovely view if you can lean over this...
• These are the safe kind of mushrooms.
• These cockpit lights flash all the time. Don't worry about it.
• These nuclear plants look lovely when they begin to glow like that, don't they ?
• They're only ceremonial guards, they're unarmed.
• They don't look so tough.
• They only attack when they're hungry.
• This boat/car/plane is in top condition.
• This bomb alert must be a joke.
• This does have a safety catch, doesn't it ?
• This doesn't taste right.
• This drink tastes a bit bizarre...
• This is the best gay biker bar EVER !
• This one time at band camp...
• This planet has an atmosphere just like Earth.
• This will go down in history...
• This won't hurt.
• Those noises are probably nothing.
• Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmbeeeeeeerrr !
• Trust Me, it's the blue wi.....
• Two front berths on the Titanic, please.
• Uh guys ? Hello ? Anyone ?
• Uh oh...
• Uh, what does 'explosive decompression' mean ?
• Violence is not an answer.
• Wanna see me beat this train ?
• Was that 'on belay' or 'off belay' ?
• Watch this...
• Watch where you're pointing that bow ! You nearly...
• We'll be perfectly safe behind this much lead plate.
• We'll be safe enough on this highway if we just follow that traveling salesman's Sierra.
• We'll let him fire the mortar, he's not too good with a gun.
• We are all out of candles, so I used lanterns to surround the pentagram...
• We are now flying over Iraq.
• Well we've made it this far.
• Well, here we are on the world's largest hydrogen airship; this calls for a cigare.
• Well, the sergeant says we have 10 minutes before we attack the fort. Here, let me show you some new photos of my kid that my wife sent me.
• Well, we're the next best thing to a bank.
• Whaddya mean, a pentagram only has FIVE sides ?
• What's that beeping noise ?
• What's that priest doing here ?
• What a fine air ship we have gentleman. The Furher is proud of this acheivement. Lets light some cigars to celbrate.
• What do you mean 'Abestos' arent safe i had them in my house for who knows how long.
• What do you mean my weapon was made by the cheapest contractor ?
• What do you mean, "I'll be back" ?
• Which one of you Ringwraiths ordered the veal ?
• Whistling sounds ? Naw, they can't have a grenade launcher !
• Who's a nice sweet cooch-woochy little lion, then ?
• Who took the battery out of my grav belt ?
• Whoops ! Did I spill your scotch, McTavish ?
• Why am I standing on a plastic sheet ?
• Why are you guys smiling like that ?
• Why do these candles say T-N-T ?
• Why is your torch flame turning blue ?
• Why yes honey, I do think you look fat in that dress.
• Wow, that sure is an odd-looking lampshade you've got there... it almost looks like it has tattoo.
• Yeah ? Over my dead body !
• Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it ?
• Yeah, we've debugged it thoroughly. It's foolproof.
• Yes that does make your bum look big, actually...
• Yes, I'm sure this hold/belay/anchor/rope is good.
• You're not in the frame yet — stand closer to the cage
• You are on belay. But whatever you do... don't fall !
• YOU are the UGLIEST guy I've ever seen !
• You can’t wake them up when they’re hibernating.
• You have a secret room under your house? Cool. I’d love to see it.
• You look just like Charles Manson.
• You sure this fireworks' dead ?
• You will take a check, won't you cabbie ?
• You won't get me alive !
• You wouldn't dare...
• You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you ?

Some not so Real Ones

• "He bubba, watch this !" — Any redneck.
• "I drank what ?" — Socrates.
• "Happy Ides of March, Brutus." — Julius Caesar.
• "Aren't those the daggers I gave you for Christmas ?" — Julius Caesar.
• "Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple ?" — Isaac Newton.
• "Waiter, I said no ice in my Whisky !" — A passenger on board of the Titanic.
• "Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." — Darth Vader.
• "Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." — NASA techie.
• "No, no, I said BUD Light !" — Pilot of the space shuttle Challenger.
• "Oh for Christ's sake, let her drive..." — The commander of Challenger.
• "What's that big red button for ?" — Christa McAuliffe on board of Challenger.
• "Bloody hell, what was that ?" — The mayor of Hiroshima.
• "Scattered showers ?!?" — Noah.
• "I don't suppose its gonna rain ?" — Joan of Arc.
• "Where the hell did all those Indians come from ?!?" — General Custer.
• "I eat guys like you for breakfast !" — Jeffrey Dahmer.
• "Yoko, why don't you try to sing one ?" — John Lennon.
• "Courtney, I'm retiring from music and giving everything away to charity can we live off of Hole royalties ?"
• "Here I sit all broken-hearted..." — Elvis Presley.
• "Oh, and some more drugs and hamburgers please..." — Elvis Presley.
• "Who greased the viiiiiiiiiiiinnnneee..." — Tarzan.
• "What's a mountain goat doing 'way up here ?" — Airplane pilot.
• "I wonder if this thing is loaded ?" — Kurt Cobain.
• "Keep your cotton-pickin' hands off my gin !" — Ely Whitney.
• "I said 'Beat them all', NOT 'Eat the wall' !" — Princess Diana.
• "These paparazzi are driving me up the wall." — Princess Diana.
• "No more pictures, I'm a bloody Princess !" — Princess Diana.
• "Darn, I can't auction this dress now !" — Princess Diana.
• "Take me up the tunnel, make me scream !" — Princess Diana.
• "Don't worry I can lose them..." — The driver.
• "Careful son, that thing's loaded !" — My late father.